Author Archive | Anthony Bain

Chris Bosh Harlem Shake

The Harlem Shake probably isn’t a good thing. But any time Chris Bosh puts on a cowboy hat, the USA is served something to be proud of. The Heat did an arguably-admirable job with an un-winnable meme; and so here I pay tribute to Vaquero Bosh with a turkey and outer space and stuff: Am I […]

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The Daily GIF

The Daily GIF: Monta, Gortat and Asik

The night belonged to Steph Curry but the GIFs did not. Here’s a roundup: GIF 1: With the game tied at 100 in crunch-time, the Suns setup an inbounds play that awarded Marcin Gortat a 3-pt ATTEMPT. GIF 2: Monta Ellis hit an all-time game-winner with a floaty wrist-flick. Awesome stuff. GIF 3: Omer Asik […]

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Rose Battles Adidas Elephant

When Derrick Rose went down in the 2012 playoffs, he knew he was in for a fight. The road to recovery was paved with surgery, exercise bands and an unfamiliar spot at the end of the Bulls’ bench. And though we tend to view Derrick as a basketball savant, it’s hard to imagine the following […]

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Path of a Tweet

The Path of a Tweet

There are a couple of basic ways we tend to view life’s journey: Either you’re in control or you’re along for the ride. The former can place undo blame on oneself while the latter leads to complacency. It’s with this in mind that we strategically dabble between action and acceptance — “I should fight for […]

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NBA Jersey Styles

NBA Jersey Ads: Just Say No

According to the proverbial “industry source”, advertisements on NBA jerseys may become a reality in the near future. At first that sounds rather hilarious. But upon introspection, basketball fans should be insulted. This league is heaped in both tradition and style. The uniforms have changed, yes, but it’s been a gradual evolution in tune with […]

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Tony Parker Slimeball

Tony Parker: Picky Rings

Tony Parker is a teddy bear with a French twist. He’s got big shiny rings on his little soft mitts. But take a close look at those friendly hands, And you’ll notice he’s lacking a wedding band. So even though Tony truly loves rings, He picks and chooses through devilish schemes. Considering the woman he […]

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